Never Too Late

3 Days Grace, "Never Too Late"



This world will never be what I expected.
And if I don't belong who would have guessed it...?
I will not leave alone everything that I own
to make you feel like it's not too late.
It's never too late...

Even if I say "It'll be all right,"
still I hear you say you want to end your life...
Now and again we try to just stay alive.
Maybe we'll turn it all around,
'cause it's not too late.
It's never too late...

No one will ever see this side reflected. And if there's something wrong, who would have guessed it...?
And I have left alone everything that I own...
To make you feel like it's not too late.
It's never too late...

Even if I say "It'll be all right,"
still I hear you say you want to end your life...
Now and again we try to just stay alive.
Maybe we'll turn it all around,
'cause it's not too late.
It's never too late...

The world we knew won't come back...
The time we've lost can't get back...
The life we had won't be ours again...

This world will never be what I expected.
And if I don't belong...

Even if I say "It'll be all right,"
Still I hear you say you want to end your life...
Now and again we try to just stay alive.
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'cause it's not too late.
It's never too late...

Maybe we'll turn it all around
'cause it's not too late.
It's never too late...(It's never too late!)
It's not too late.
It's never too late...

The Gospel According to Gilmore Girls.

• God lives in London.
• God is a woman.
• Lorelai is related to God.
• Never buy something just because it is furry.
• Do not write your college essay on Hilary Clinton.
• Copper boom!
• Almost anything can be dirty.
• The four food groups are junk food, fast food, frozen food, and take out.
• Always carry a book.
• “Oy with the poodles already.”
• Childbirth is like doing the splits on a case of dynamite.
• If men name children after themselves why not women?
• You can never have too many thanksgiving dinners.
• A lap is an illusion.
• Floorboards are great places to hide things.
• There is a lost Frisbee on every house in America.
• Waffle is a supermodel from Belgium.
• Paul Anka in also a dog.
• It is possible to smell the difference between decaf and regular coffee.
• Sex is not what it is built up to be. It is actually disgusting.
• Rory is an alcoholic beverage.
• Green is the new pink.
• Taylor is in direct communication with God.
• Working at Wal-mart gives you a 15% discount.
• Fuzzy Certs taste like keys.
• A pool house can also be referred to as a sex house.
• Rory was the biggest virgin in the world.
• Paris was not.
• Deer can hit you—it is not always your fault!
• Spas can turn you into completely different people like Ted Nugent.
• If a guy keeps his boat in your garage, then you are together. If the boat is outside on the street, you are apart.
• There are enough maids in the world for Emily to have a new one almost every show.
• Red meat can kill you.
• Luke can waltz.
• Kirk has had more than fifteen thousand jobs.
• The best thing about dating a diner man is that you are only a few feet away from pie at all times.
• Every generation in college has at least one "Naked Guy".
• Going to town functions is a good way to pick up girls.
• If you want a good night’s sleep then sleep in a zucchini patch.
• Make pro/con lists.
• There are 2 Edgar Allen Poes.
• The perfect 21^st birthday: black jack, 21 martinis, and 21 men, (now extremely inappropriate).
• Super Cool Party People Bid You Super Cool Adieu!
• Proposals require time, love, and 1000 yellow daises.
• Sometimes you just gotta deviled-egg a car.
• If you're frustrated with someone, try pushing him into the lake!
• A cake made entirely out of frosting is better in theory than in actual execution.
• $75,000 will buy 150 pairs of Jimmy Choos.
• Turtlenecks say, "Come and get it."
• If you don't save yourself for marriage, you'll have to give your husband a sweater because the greatest gift boat has already sailed.
• Every graduating Chilton child gets a car for graduation.
• Lose your virginity, go to Europe.
• Its culs-de-sac, not cul-de-sacs.
• If you only have $18 in your checking account, every ATM within a two-block-radius will flip you off (unless it's one of the more reputable banks that has suspended its flipping-off policy).
• On Thanksgiving, anything can be deep-fried!
• Breathing should never be louder than a rock band.
• It's amazing what you can get done before 8am.
• Really old women need companionship because they need someone to care about their dosage.
• Aisle 3 is a good aisle to be kissed in.
• You can't watch "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" without massive amounts of candy.
• You must run when there are 58 seats and 62 Koreans.
• Always remember that the password to the panic room is 1-1-1-1-1…and never let the maids find out.
• You are not allowed to pause a movie so you can shift, talk, answer the phone, or go to the bathroom because it ruins the flow of the movie.
• Everybody has a Luke’s, even Luke.
• If you don’t like it here in America, you can stand in line for toilet paper in the USSR, even though there is no more USSR.
• If someone says oxymoron, the correct response is "What did you call me?"
• Never put your Tool shirt next to your Metallica shirt because they don't get along.
• Don't feed bomb-sniffing dogs gummy bears unless you know Russian.
• Don't let Luke gather up clothes for you because he will bring you 4 bras and no pants.
• The penal system is not something we enjoy. It's something with a name that makes us giggle.
• If all else fails, you can marry rich.
• Where did all the anvils go?
• If you are really rich you don't have to carry shopping bags, you can just point and shop.
• When your boyfriend says “I love you,” say it back!
• Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, just cold.
• Jess can do a mean "Adrian" impression.
• If you're married to one of a set of identical twin brothers, it doesn't count as cheating if your husband cheats on you with your identical twin sister.
• If there is any impulse shopping, make it chocolate!
• Seniors aren't supposed to go to class before noon.
• Don't sleep on the university-supplied mattress.
• Not all babies are cute.
• Christians can still rock.
• Ladies never get their own eggrolls.
• Ladies never get their own anything.
• An education is the most important thing in the world, next to pie and family.
• Don't bring used dessert to dinner.
• John and Keith are dead. Paul and Bingo are still kicking.
• Jess controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter.
• “Can you come over and help me look for my loose chick” is code for “I'm not wearing any underwear.”
• Smart girls are mean!
• Don’t keep your valuables in the bottom drawer
• Snickers is chocolate covered death w/ a creamy caramel center.
• Butt models make 10,000 dollars a day.
• If he calls you “hot plates,” he soooo likes you.
• Reading self-help books about love really do work.
• Calling a hymn gay is a sin.
• If you pluck outside of your designated brow line, you will look surprised for a month.
• You get pregnant when an angel brushes her wings against your face.
• “You lost me at carrots” was truly the first draft of “You had me at hello.”
• It's very “'in” to have an affair with a gardener.
• Always keep a padlock on your underwear drawer.
• If you are wearing a skirt in public cross your legs when you sit down.
• Don’t bid $90 on Rory's basket expecting actual food.
• A lady never runs out to meet a gentleman caller who hasnt been announced.
• Attending a fight/cop raided party and starting the fight makes you a hero.
• When you look like a Gilmore girl, men are disposable and recyclable.
• If you get beaked in the eye by a swan, go attack it with a ladle.
• High school graduation is the perfect time to break up with your runaway boyfriend.
• If your boyfriend is trying to make out with you and walk through town at the same time, STOP TALKING.
• It’s ok to shoplift as long as the bag boy is cute.
• If you go to a house party, put your keys on your belt buckle.
• Don’t drink, and when you're done not drinking, take 2 aspirin and drink lots and lots of water.
• Reading is sexy.
• Never have sex on a beach.
• Organize your CD's according to genre, not band title.
• The secret to parenting is to visualize the reality you want, and then lie to achieve it.
• Always do your victory dance to the theme song from Rocky.
• You can find money under the dancing Rabi.
• Ice cream is always better in a cone.

Taken from the Facebook group "I Can Quote Gilmore Girls in My Sleep."