...however, i consider my life worth nothing to me, if only i may finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me-the task of testifying to the gospel of God's grace... [acts 20:24]

Friday, March 23, 2007

How to Eat a Cadbury Caramel Egg

Step 1

This is an intense and wonderful experience that your mouth is about to have. So take a moment to adore and worship.

Step 2

Unwrap the Cadbury Caramel Egg.

Example 1

Worship the Cadbury Caramel Egg.

Step 3

Take the first bite.

Example 2

Sit back and savor the rich creamy chocolate and the sweet taste of gooey caramel.

Step 4

Take the second bite, just a bit bigger than the first.

Example 3


Step 5

Cram the whole thing in your mouth as quickly as you can. Enjoy the taste of pure chocolatey goodness.

Step 6

Mourn the loss of your Cadbury Caramel Egg.

Example 4


Repeat steps as often as desired.

1 comment:

M. Shotliff said...

Amen. I was scared that I was the only one who appreciated the delicious intricacies of those little buggers.

Too bad they're seasonal. Stock-piling seems justified. :)